I rummaged through my attic yesterday and found, to my delight, a box full of knick knacks which contained within, the very mittens that had been at the root of my distressful "episode" last Friday 13th. The controversial garments were accompanied by this letter.
My Dear Griselda
Please find these mittens enclosed, and before you say anything, I know where I went wrong dear.
Sending them forthwith, as you may find them of use.
I am at pains to know why she sent them as she had neglected to incorporate any finger/thumb element. What she supposed I would use them for is quite beyond me.
Flipper warmers for seals?
All suggestions welcome.