Tuesday 10 March 2009

LAI

I settled down with a nice cup of tea to watch This Morning this morning...ad infinitum.

I barely had a moment to digest my digestive, when the lovely Philip and Fern introduced Ms Ulrika Jonsson and they began talking about LAI ( light adult incontinence).

I recalled that my sister-in law Rosemary was a martyr to the problem. It was rather cruel as she was at that time, an aerobics instructor and there were days when she could barely execute a star jump without recourse to the bathroom. I am glad to report that she is much improved and now teaches aqua aerobics at the local pool.

yours truly
Griselda Primrose

http://www.alwaysenvive.co.uk

7 comments:

  1. This made me giggle - but I don't think I'll swim in her pool!

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  2. Regrettably attendance has recently been in decline. I believe the pool temperature does rise somewhat during the Duckling Club and Aqua Aerobic sessions. Whether this is due to unbounded enthusiasm, lack of muscle control or both, is open to debate.

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  3. Have the pool authorities considered increasing the chlorine? Side-effects can unfortunately include choking.

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  4. Dear Jabblog

    I have despatched a letter of concern to the manager of the local baths, regarding the level of chlorine in his waters.

    Awaiting his reply

    yours sincerely

    Griselda Primrose

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  5. Oh dear. Oh-dear-oh-dear-oh-dear.

    I think there is something in my eye.

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  6. Awaiting manager's response with baited breath, Has he replied yet?

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  7. No, dear anonymous, I have not.
    The Manager of said baths, will shortly be in receipt of a curt missive from myself.

    Griselda Primrose

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